Hello there (the angels from my nightmares) and welcome to my latest blog! This is the final piece I’m going to be writing about the pandemic, because to be honest, it’s getting boring init? Here’s a round-up of 10 things I’d love to ban during the lockdown. Let’s crack on!
When I was at school, I knew someone who got arrested for possessing weed, and as a punishment their mum grounded them for TWO YEARS. Given that we’re on week five of lockdown, I’m starting to wonder how they coped. In many ways, being on lockdown is exactly like being grounded. You can’t go anywhere … More Week five of lockdown: the hardest week yet?
If you believe everything you see on social media – and trust me, you shouldn’t – it seems everyone has become a quarantine guru. If I see that quote about how you should come out of isolation with a new skill or you’ve wasted it ONE MORE TIME, I might explode. Piss offffff! If you … More The Hunemployment Diaries: realistic tips for staying sane